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Everybody's got the clip up, so why not me? It is encouraging, no question, that more people are pushing back at last against the scam doctrine of corporate personhood that renders most actual persons serfs. But make no mistake -- plenty of your "libertarian" "populist" "anti-corporatist" Teavangelicals will hold their noses and vote for Romney if he's the choice that keeps That Black Man from returning to the White House to make everybody get gay married in Death Panels under Sharia Law and take all the guns and give our farms to the UN.