"Pocket Pledge" Still Presumes Republicans Read At All

Given their apparent belief that the Biblical Jesus demanded we bomb brown-skinned babies, screw the poor, execute women's healthcare providers, and keep The Gay in the closet at all costs one wonders if reading really is part of this generation's Republican skill-set. Nevertheless, according to PolitcalWire:

[T]he Republican Party has created a smaller, two-page "pocket card" version of its "Pledge to America" after complaints from some Tea Party activists about the original document. The original document, by contrast, is 45 pages long.

tl;dr! In the next version of the Pledge a five dollar will be paper-clipped to a picture of President Obama with a Hitler mustache and a bone through his nose.