Take That, Tony Hayward!

According to TPM, the disgraced displaced Tony Hayward has returned home in well-deserved defeat, to watch his yacht compete in the J.P. Morgan Asset Management Round the Island Race in the Isle of Wight. Funny how much flabbergastingly better this villain's worst-case scenario looks than most honest hard-working law-abiding tax-paying citizens' best-case scenarios look. Needless to say, Hayward is such an obviously brilliant and talented not to mention physically beautiful being it just plain makes sense that he would be treated like a god even now.