Top Ten Responses to Hypocritical Scumbag Republicans Pretending Outrage About Kerry's Reference to Mary Cheney's Well-Known Lesbianism:

[via MyDD] "I can't believe Kerry said that about Mary Cheney, can you?":

(1) "I know! I guess the Republicans just don't know how to take a compliment!"

(2) "No, but I did hear that 10 more soldiers died this week in Iraq."

(3) "Yes, and did you hear what the President said? He said Mary Cheney should have fewer rights than me and you... unless, of course... are you gay too?"

(4) "I think it took a lot of courage for an extreme right-wing Republican ideologue like Mary Cheney to come out of the closet publicly, just like, you know, it takes courage to face bullets in wartime. And I bet John Kerry admires that in her, all things considered. In fact, I know he does, 'cause he said so at the debate."

(5) "At least John Kerry didn't lie about her war record and denigrate her service to the country. He simply stated something Dick Cheney already told us, and he complimented her for it."

(6) "Mary Cheney? Isn't she Dick Cheney's Lesbian daughter?"

(7) "I didn't watch the debates because I was busy trying to figure out how to pay for the increase in my medical insurance."

(8) "I sure CAN believe John Kerry would point out that Mary Cheney is a person, who didn't choose to be gay just to piss off her dad, but is gay because she was born that way. And if Lynn Cheney has a problem with that, that's her problem. She sure can write good lesbian porn, though, that Lynn Cheney can."

(9) "So what's so bad about being a lesbian?"

(10) "After years of Bush Administration lies it sure is refreshing to hear a politician who calls a spade a spade, a liar a liar, a tax cut for the rich a tax cut for the rich, a disastrous war a disastrous war, and a lesbian a lesbian."